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snorlax:

rate my gaming setup?

(via giggle)

peachyimg:

me making eye contact: oh no……. this feels wrong….. this feels very wrong………. but this is what normal people do right?? right????? is this polite? no this is far too intimate. i feel so intrusive. am i doing it wrong??? am i doing eye contact wrong?? oh god i can’t hear what they’re saying anymore i’ve just been thinking about staring them in the eye for 5 minutes straight. im dying

(via captain-sodapop)

kasindrarules:

escasun:

me: stutters out fifteen sentence fragments that no-one can make sense of not even me
me: you know?

that one friend who knows you better than you: yeah

(via two-bagel)

mysticalcoffeequeen:

*Looks at menu closely for 10 minutes*

“yeah i’ll order the exact same thing i order every single time i come here”

(via phenomimom)

Do you remember them?

genjichu:

catchymemes:

What about

(via mayflame15)

cuuriou:

Me talking to my depression, anxiety, ed and inner demons before I go out with friends for the night

Originally posted by realitytvgifs

(via casvonriegan)

truth-is-bitter:

eelpatrickharris:

reasons that i was going 9 mph over the speed limit today: the lumberjack in the big red chevy truck behind me on this double-lined road was in a hurry and also was using a slightly more powerful bluetooth radio to play his music, but he was using the same frequency that i use, and he was just playing Party In The Usa on repeat, so every time he caught up to me my music started fading out and “i pUT MY HANDS UP THEY’RE PLAYIN MY SONG” started blaring from my speakers and i was justly running for my fucking life

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD I JUST KEEP PICTURING SOME POOR SOUL SWEATING AND STARING AT THIS TRUCK IN THEIR REAR VIS MIRROR WITH PARTY IN THE USA PLAYING IS THIS A SCENE FROM AN ACTION MOVIE

(via two-bagel)